We Have Located ... The A-Listers With Missile-Guided Libidos

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The Institute of Inane Research

has located these four men

Kevin Spacey, Louis C.K.,

Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose

are four men whose

missile-guided libidos

were shot down by

the Me-Too-istas

They have all disappeared

from public view

but are very much alive

Otherwise, Elon Musk

would not have proclaimed

the imminence of 

manned flights

to Mars:

The Institute of Inane Research

determined a test mission flight
—launched two weeks ago—

was an absolute success!

With utterly successful secrecy

under the cloak of midnight,

Spacey was hurled into space,

along with the other three

male maladies

They have landed on Mars

but the manned mission

was also a womaned mission

The four men were accompanied

by their primary accusers:
three women and a former

14-year-old boy

If those eight people

can get along

on a new planet

then every one

of the eight billion people

occupying Planet Earth
  might want to join them   

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Footnotes
WE HAVE LOCATED THE A-LISTERS
WITH MISSILE-GUIDED LIBIDOS

is the copyrighted property of CSoL

My next ME-Too page is  here 

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