Letter And Photo From PAULETTE PETARD

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Dear Paul
As a successful film producer, 
I spend my days with people 
such as Leonardo Dicaprio, 
Brad Pitt,and Meryl Streep.

But none of those days 
mean as much to me as our days 
at the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

I was a virgin when I went to college
but then a girl named Paulette met 
a boy named Paul.

He became a CarPeo and then 
there was a Mrs. CarPeo 
who may or may not like 

the picture of me
that I promised
to send you.

You always 
wanted me
to shake my
moneymaker. 




Unforgetably Yours,
Paulette Petard
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