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Inga-Binga
Diddely do
Kamelot Kid
wanted to
marry
you
But instead–in '52
He married the daught
of Black Jack Bou
A royal wedding
of American true...
Inga Binga diddely-wix
if your nineteen thirty-six
Olympic date
was Kamelot
instead of
Mr. Hate...
We'd all be
singing diddely do
instead of sequeling WW2
And this
chosen lady
could have
been you
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Footnotes
All of the images are from A Brie Grows In Brooklyn.
All of the text is from somewhere south of my cerebellum.
I first used the term Slang-O-Metric as a genuine teenager,
as opposed to my present status as a 66 year-old teenager.
A slight variation of the term was trademarked by me
during the previous millennium.
The poem, which is a copyrighted LCSoL property, alters
all names to protect the good, the bad, and the ugliest.
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Hi Gofather, while I was looking up Brie, I read the words '66 year old teenager', so I clicked in. This is how I spend my afternoons! Sounds sad, but it could be worse. Sometimes it's even fun.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Croatia!
Hello Croatia
ReplyDeleteSometimes it is fun but when it is not,
then you fake it
and it becomes even funnier
(or something like that)