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"Last night, I had the strangest realization."
"Isn't that redundant?"
"Isn't what redundant?"
"For you to have a realization...
is automatically strange."
"Whatever. Anyway, I realized
that the extant of my hatred
of you is as essential as
the realization that it would be
impossible for me to live
without you."
"Funny."
"What's so funny about that?"
"I came to the essential conclusion
that I could live without you
for as much as one week,
no longer."
"I think that means we are
stuck with each other."
"It means more than that...
It means we are each other."
"Enough said."
"Except for one thing."
"Which is?
"It is impossible to be in love
without also being in hate."
"Yang cannot exist without Yin."
"So true but now I feel an urge
for some Sushi."
"Great, I have a coupon, from Groupon."
"What do you know, let's go."
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Footnotes
The HE/SHE sequence
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
This sequence is not linked together
because we want to make our favorite thieves
work for their money
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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