A Frances Steerling Fantasy For Baseball Fans + Jeff Bezos

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Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens,

Sammy Sosa and Manny Ramirez

wrote a letter to the richest man

in America:

Dear Mr. Bezos

Please buy up all of the steroids

in the United States

and have your spin doctors

create a new image

for those performance enhancing entities.

Pay your spin doctoring masters of marketing

whatever it takes

to make steroids

as culturally acceptable as

Viagra which is also

a performance enhancing entitiy

THEN AND ONLY THEN

will the undersigned

receive their due reward

and be chosen for enshrinement

in the Baseball Hall of Fame

Sincerely,

 

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Footnotes

A FRANCES STEERLING FANTASY

FOR BASEBALL FANS

AND JEFF BEZOS

is the copyrighted property of LCSoL

Mr. Steerling allowed this fantasy

to be published on the condition

that the page above contained neither

hyperlink nor image
other than that
of the signatories
 

However,

the next GoFather/Steerling page

is the very next page

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