It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, December 20, 2019

If I Had The Opportunity To Save The World ...

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I would not do so
until I could negotiate
an hourly rate

with a health plan
(strictly homeopathic)

and an isolation box
for all my enemies
giving enemas
to each other

which rhymes with Mother
and she would wear
the Queen's crown

my Father would be King

my Sister would date
Bob Dylan

then
I would need to do
nothing more

and
the world would thank me
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Footnotes
IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SAVE THE WORLD
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The hourly rate
must include
a lifetime supply
of Sudoku puzzles
and wisdom from
Mrs. CarPeo
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