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I would not do so
until I could negotiate
an hourly rate
with a health plan
(strictly homeopathic)
and an isolation box
for all my enemies
giving enemas
to each other
which rhymes with Mother
and she would wear
and she would wear
the Queen's crown
my Father would be King
my Sister would date
Bob Dylan
then
I would need to do
nothing more
and
the world would thank me
and
the world would thank me
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Footnotes
IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SAVE THE WORLD
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
The hourly rate
must include
a lifetime supply
of Sudoku puzzles
and wisdom from
Mrs. CarPeo
and wisdom from
Mrs. CarPeo
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