It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, July 8, 2023

MEthematics ... A Sic Solution To A Serious Problem

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On track 17,
a train is carrying
39 passengers.

On track 39,
a train is carrying
17 passengers.

Both conductors
are stoned on meth.

If both trains
are traveling in
opposite directions,
then I am 
the most beautiful person 
in the world.
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To solve the problem
of American students
having difficulty
with Mathematics,
all we have to do
is change the spelling
of the word.
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 8, 2023 at 2:02 PM

    VANITY uber alles.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 8, 2023 at 2:14 PM

      Oliverio agrees with you
      but feels compelled to add
      a variation of Hollywood philosophy:
      Do it all with mirrors

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