It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Sympathy For the Dyslexic Cousin Of JOAN RIVERS

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My cousin died.
He was a dyslexic policeman 
who had a heart attack.
They found him by the phone
trying to dial 119
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM

    This is a funny joke but I have four uncles/cousins
    who are policemen and would have preferred if
    Joan's dyslexic cousin was a Salesman.

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