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Though it is impossible
to measure how much
"negative energy"
I have consumed
in rooting against
the baseball team
whose formative years
were spent in Brooklyn,
I predict
the 2024 World Series
will feature
the Mooky-fied Dodgers
+
his cast of billionaires
against
the Hank Aaron-named Judge
+
his modern Bronx Bombers
The 6th game
of the series
will result in enough tears
being shed on Jerome Avenue
to drown all the fishmongers there
but will result in
the future President Harris
naming Shohei Otani
Baseball Ambassador of America
With the possible exception of
the Lakers-Celtics rivalry,
no other rivalry in
American team sports
has given the World
as much excitement,
blood, sweat, and tears
as
the NEW YORK YANKEES
the LOS ANGELES DODGERS
!!!
© Oliverio ©
You may disagree with
this prediction
but please accept
my advice and
do not waste a penny
betting AGAINST
the Dodgers
until next season
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I like the part about President Harris
ReplyDeletebut the Yankees-in the-World Series is a pipe dream
and I quit smoking years ago.