It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass –give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ...!!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
Did you hear the one about the priest and the punk at the baseball park?
They already had tickets for the game and were about to stand in line behind hundreds of people in ninety-nine degree weather to gain admission to the game
But the punk addressed a stadium security guard and said—pointing to the priest— "His brother and my Uncle (Tony Oliverio) used to sell tickets here at Shea Stadium."
All the security guard did was say "Follow me" and the next thing that happened is two Oliverios entered an elevator.
By the end of the game we were sitting six rows behind home plate
The Mets won the game and the hero was Damian Easley, who formerly played for a baseball farm team based in Anaheim
Did you hear the one about
ReplyDeletethe priest and the punk
at the baseball park?
They already had tickets for the game
and were about to stand in line
behind hundreds of people
in ninety-nine degree weather
to gain admission to the game
But the punk addressed
a stadium security guard
and said—pointing to the priest—
"His brother and my Uncle (Tony Oliverio)
used to sell tickets here at Shea Stadium."
All the security guard did was say "Follow me"
and the next thing that happened
is two Oliverios entered an elevator.
By the end of the game
we were sitting six rows
behind home plate
The Mets won the game
and the hero was Damian Easley,
who formerly played for a baseball farm team
based in Anaheim
-Oliverio