It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, March 31, 2025

PhotoVerio #888: Bi-Lingual Self-Portrait

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Wednesday Morning
3AM
Muy Feo


ME
Without
Starbucks,
Sudoku
or
Cigarets

© Oliverio           Pronto volvere a ser Guapo
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Sunday, March 30, 2025

I Am Honored To Have My Parents Alongside Joe Louis ...

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And the original 
"Golden Boy"
as photographed by
the legendary
who also shot
a collage of photos
of Jefferson HS concerts
including me dancing
with a student
who is presently
a police sheriff

Let us not exclude
the photo of
his most vibrant model
sandwiched between
church photos
taken by his wife
—Marie Jensen—
who doubled as 
Otto's brain trust
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PhotoVerio #887: Joggerless

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A waterfront view 
from Long Beach's
third-most-stunning
perspective

© Oliverio
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A Story Told By ... Professor McKinley Morganfield

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Two Jewish teenagers
wrote a song
for a large
Black woman
who was sometimes
known as
"Mrs. Five by Five"
because her girth
resembled that of
another singer:
[Jimmy Rushing]

 
The song was recorded
and is described as a
12-bar Blues
 
You ain't nothin' 
but a hound dog
Been snoopin' 
'round my door
You ain't nothin' 
but a hound dog
Been snoopin' 
'round my door
You can wag your tail
But I ain't gonna 
feed you no more
!!!
 
The lyrics describe
a man who
made love to
every woman
except the only one
who put up restraint
***
unsuccessfully
 
This woman was 
 
But in 1956,
the two Jewish teenagers
were no longer teens
and the same song 
was recorded
by a white boy from 
Tupelo, Mississippi
 
The title of the song is 
and the unspoken truth
about the white boy is this:
 
Elvis Presley 
shook the musical world
by its Rock n' Roll roots
when he sang
Hound Dog
because 
he virtually changed no lyrics
but 
[as mentioned above]
the song was written from
a woman's
point of view
 !!!
 _______
 
In  arcane 
+
Academic Circles,
we believe:
 
Hound Dog
is the first 
Rock n' Roll classic
from a tranny's
point of view
 
 
QED
 
The professor
sincerely hopes
no one takes offense
to the slang term
—tranny—
used for someone
crossing
the sexual boundary  
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Saturday, March 29, 2025

Una Delle 300 Fotografie

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©©©©  
PhotoVerio #886.5
I visited Italy
in 2008
and these
bleached
+
demonic
cutie pies
were one
of 300 photographic
souvenirs
I brought home
© OLIVERIO ©
 
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Thursday, March 27, 2025

My Personal Mount Rushmore ... Revisited

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Very Hazy
Except In 
My Memory
 
This photograph of
four Oliverio brothers
recently appeared in 
my photo file
without my knowing
how it got there
 
The original 
"Personal Mount Rushmore"
appears below
the GoFather blog pages
atop a section
I named
"South of the Border"
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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Is It Because They Call It THE FAR SIDE?

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Before being swamped
with fame and fortune,
Gary Larson
lectured at 
the Existentialist Institute
of Fried Philosophers
(in Oyvay, Ohio)

But the students
preferred 
the dashing
Professor Camoose
and they threatened
the un-handsome
Professor Larson
with seal-plated
chicken feathers
 
Luckily,  Larson 
escaped the danger
by climbing through
an underground 
skylight
 

As an elbow-patched academic,
his last words were
 
GARY LARSON


👄👄👄
👃👂👀Lay Lady Lay👀👂👃
👄👄👄
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The 211th Bullet ... For The Clean Lick Of Their Patter

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 Even
the pick of the litter
have to be
potty-trained
 ***
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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The 210th Bullet ... Catnip Catastrophe Cure For Eight Legs

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 When it's raining
cats and dogs, 
 fill two bowls with 
Purina product  
***
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Monday, March 24, 2025

PhotoVerio #886: LaGuardia Airport Flight Path

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© Oliverio
at Suffolk Community College 
concluded that
the driver of this NYC
sanitation truck
earns five times
the salary paid to
the drivers of
the NYC school busses
stored in 
the adjacent yard
***
 
If you've never been
anywhere near
LaGuardia Airport
or its flight path,
consider yourself
lucky
but please read 
the comment
below  
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Four Reasons This Month Is Half "Dedicated" To My Dentist

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When this 
"three-year-old" 
patient told his
 Egyptian dentist
his nickname for
the Doctor was GOD,
the dentist laughed
 
At that time,
he introduced me to
Fixodent
and I have followed 
his instructions
religiously
I could not be happier
with the results
despite the fact 
that this
"chain-smoker"
still has issues with
the 6-letter-word
beginning with
phl
and rhyming with
gem
 
When I asked if he liked 
American Jazz,
Dr. Rezkella's
exact words were 
"It would be 
impossible not to"
 
He quickly mentioned
Duke Ellington + Louis Armstrong
    then just as quickly
resumed 
the dental work

But 
his next NEW patient
may be the Jordanian
who owns 
exactly 
one block away
from his office
 
I qualify
the fourth reason 
because my 
Jordanian friend
"hates music"
of all kinds
***
 
By necessity,
the first comment below
is mine
but feel free
to add to it   
  
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Saturday, March 22, 2025

Rest In Peace, GEORGE FOREMAN ... But First, I Must Say ...

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Our 47th President
should honor you
by giving a free
to anyone 
buying a Tesla
on 
the White House lawn,

I have seen
documentary about
twice
 
I apologize to you
for loudly 
cheering  the underdog
whose name and career
are tattooed
to my heart and soul
since he was 
 
BUT
three words 
are highlighted
in the posted image:
 
*I sell sincerity*
 
 
George Foreman
will indeed
rest in peace
but
I have something to say
to the
four generations
of your family
who survive you:

Regardless of cost,
please develop

***Sincerity Pills***
 
because the daytime
television personalities
not named
Strahan, Behar
or Goldberg
need them desparately
and 
the surviving Foremans
will earn
a gazillion dollars
to live on
the comfort level
you earned
for them 
!!!
 
 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Friday, March 21, 2025

The Institute Of Inane Research Praises #47

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Primarily
because of the
47th occupant
of the White House,
and 
are soon to be
enshrined
in the MLB
Hall Of Fame
 
Contrary to what
#47 believes,
Pete Rose is deceased
 
BUT
Barry Bonds
is both
alive and well
 
He is soon to be given
an office
in Washington DC
and his title
will be
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©      Text Only
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Thursday, March 20, 2025

The Closest I Ever Got To Viet Nam

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The closest I ever got 
To Viet Nam
was ten days ago
when I had 
a very painful need
to have
my toenails
clipped

They did a magnificent job
worth three times as much
as their $10 fee
to do the job
 
The entire staff
is Vietnamese
with the singular
exception
of the security guard


is located at 
510 Long Beach Boulevard
and the manager
on duty at that time
spoke very clear English
 
I am grateful she allowed
this first-time
customer
pay with
a credit card
 
However, 
My greater gratitude
is for any American
who has served
in any war zone
but most particularly
in Viet Nam
 
Had that war not existed,
I would have been 
a college dropout
who would not have 
survived 
the 20th Century
© Oliverio                     + MARE from Starbucks
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And Now We Quote A Bird ... Talking At Midnight ...

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I ain't no
Bird of Paradise,
but I sure got a lot
of personality 
© PhotoVerio #885.5
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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Boldly Quoting TWAIN Thrice ... But Luckily Not From Wikipedia

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is a novel-icious collection
of wisdom and humor
including the following:
 
 
Let us be thankful
for the fools.
Without them,
the rest of us 
could not
succeed.
 
***
 
 
If not Pudd'n Head,
some other voice of 
approximately
said the following:
 
  
When I was sixteen,
my father was an idiot
but when I was twenty-one,
it amazed me 
how much he learned
in five years.
 
***
 
This Math GodFather person
has repeated that quote
at least twenty-one times
 
But I must add something
from one of
Hal Holbrook's
modern impersonators:
 
 
For anyone offended by
either of those two quotes,
I hope that
someday you will
Woke up in hell
!!!
 
 
  ***  
 
Please Note:
The great actor 
had a second career
impersonating Mark Twain
that money was lost
by people in
his audience
who swore
he was actually
Mr. Twain 
 
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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

A Quote From Wikipedia About My Jefferson High School

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has produced 
more prominent 
jazz musicians 
and composers 
than any other 
public or private 
high school
 in California.
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Such A Crappy Photo ... Neither Person Is Identified By Name

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The tape marks
across the image
result from
the board across
the top of my
primary bookcase 
being a collage
of photos
collected over 
the years
 
Approximately,
50 percent of the images
are from 
 
Instead of intelligently using
lacquer to bind
all the images,
I used clear tape
 
This image
features two
Jefferson teachers
 
and the other
is a guy wearing 
a beret

Subsequent pages
will elaborate
on that paragraph
 
The last statement
for this page 
is a declaration
from the host
of the donut-funded
concerts Beret Man
staged for the students
at Jefferson High School
in Los Angeles:
 
Virtually
all of those concerts
would not have happened
without the support
of the Music Man
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Gary Larson + John Hammond = Comic Relief Blues

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GARY LARSON  +  JOHN HAMMOND

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This Page Is NOT For Anyone With Tender Ears

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***
If and then only if
I could get just one whiff
of cherry flavored Jif
that would be most terrif
 
BUT I can't
so I chant
and I rage
cuz I am
over-age
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Sunday, March 16, 2025

Once Upon A Time Stage ... There Were Three Stars

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The middle yellow star
in the image above
represents the saxophonist
who was off-stage
but his horn
gave gumption
to the Question Mark's
variation of Dylan's
Subterranean Homesick Blues 
with a gangsta verse about 
"Cruds and Blips"
 
The song was
co-written by
myself and drummer
Johnny Ray Scott
who doubled as 
the Jefferson High School
Lawn Maintenance Department
 
Like bassist Coach Powell,
Johnny Ray refused compensation
for performing
 
Jan Garfinkel got $500
for also providing
sound system
but accepted only $300
for doing same at
the CARDELLA Concert
 
The saxophonist was
whom I have described as
THE BEST TEACHER
AT JEFFERSON
 
He represented the entire
Music Department
of the faculty 
 
But 
first I must define
that bold description
 
©©©
The best teacher
is not the one 
who knows the most
but that distinction
is determined
by the students
who do the most
with what they learn 
 from that teacher
©©©
 
The second star indicates
drummer Willie B____
who learned enough
from Willis
to become the touring drummer
for the comedian
 
The third star
indicates another Willis student
(name presently unavailable)
who has appeared in
at least two
world-famous
QED
 
  

Queen of Roses Parade
notwithstanding,
only the 
"Best Teacher"
at Jefferson
+
 Sinbad, the performer
 warrant hyperlinks
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