It's ROKU DAY ... According To The Talents Of The Spectrum ...

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Because 

I am brain-dead

when attempting

to follow

a cable TV company's

simple instructions

to improve services,

a Spectrum technician

will be here 

at noon

to install a 

very special device

 

It will significantly improve

our television options

from what we 

presently have

:::

Since I best understand 

things in code:

this improvement

will be parallel to

converting from

picking your nose

to 

dancing with 

Beyonce

:::

We  were told

that this conversion

would involve

a $45 installation fee

BUT

—face-to-face—

with a representative

at the downtown

Long Beach

Spectrum Studio

changed things:

 

One quick wink

from Oliverio

(and a flashing

of his new dentures)

inspired a high-five

from their rep

and a waiver

of the fee

:::

 

My understanding

of "streaming"

is that

all I will have to do

is wiggle my nose

and the ghost of

 Samantha Stevens

will personally appear

in our living room,

serving Hors d'oeuvres

 

Simultaneously

 our TV

will alternate scenes

of 

The Sopranos

with scenes 

of

The Godfather

or 

clips of 

Sidney Portier

from

Blackboard Jungle

+

To Sir With Love

 or

whateva 

 

The only problem I foresee

is when the actress 

portraying Samantha

(Elizabeth Montgomery)

(in ghost form)

is in the same room

with Mrs. CarPeo:

Only one 

of those two women

wrote a Bewitched script with

Jefferson High School

students

and I love 

this woman 

madly

 

However,

it is not

my smarter half

who might very well

be reading this page

while holding a switchblade

that has my name on it

 

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