It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, March 30, 2025

A Story Told By ... Professor McKinley Morganfield

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Two Jewish teenagers
wrote a song
for a large
Black woman
who was sometimes
known as
"Mrs. Five by Five"
because her girth
resembled that of
another singer:
[Jimmy Rushing]

 
The song was recorded
and is described as a
12-bar Blues
 
You ain't nothin' 
but a hound dog
Been snoopin' 
'round my door
You ain't nothin' 
but a hound dog
Been snoopin' 
'round my door
You can wag your tail
But I ain't gonna 
feed you no more
!!!
 
The lyrics describe
a man who
made love to
every woman
except the only one
who put up restraint
***
unsuccessfully
 
This woman was 
 
But in 1956,
the two Jewish teenagers
were no longer teens
and the same song 
was recorded
by a white boy from 
Tupelo, Mississippi
 
The title of the song is 
and the unspoken truth
about the white boy is this:
 
Elvis Presley 
shook the musical world
by its Rock n' Roll roots
when he sang
Hound Dog
because 
he virtually changed no lyrics
but 
[as mentioned above]
the song was written from
a woman's
point of view
 !!!
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In  arcane 
+
Academic Circles,
we believe:
 
Hound Dog
is the first 
Rock n' Roll classic
from a tranny's
point of view
 
 
QED
 
The professor
sincerely hopes
no one takes offense
to the slang term
—tranny—
used for someone
crossing
the sexual boundary  
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