The GoFather Of Math: This Page Is NOT For Anyone With Tender Ears

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

This Page Is NOT For Anyone With Tender Ears

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If and then only if

I could get just one whiff

of cherry flavored Jif

that would be most terrif

BUT I can't

so I chant

and I rage

cuz I am

over-age

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Alter Ego #142857

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3 comments:

AnonymousMarch 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
For those who remember
the genius of MAD MAGAZINE...
At least half of this could be sung
to the Hollies 1964 song entitled Just One Look.

the altered title would be
Just One Whiff

-Oliverio
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AnonymousMarch 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Good thing this page was written by HOODA HELAMI
and not Paul Oliverio because if it was the latter,
his smarter half—Mrs. CarPeo—would reach
for a gun.
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