It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Clinically Proven ... In The Words Of HOODA HELAMI

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Clinically proven,
her products are movin'
off the shelves,
faster than 
she can stock them

Do they make your skin
feel like silk?
 
Do breast feeders
have God's milk?

—HELL NO—
 

And
you get 
no money back
+
 can soak
your woes
in beer

Because she is
no doctor
but
She is so sincere

Nothing matters more
—not even a little bitty—
than to speak with 
Sincerity

As every politician knows
so what
if the nose grows

Every celebrity
gives us thrills
as long as they take
their sincerity pills
so what if we
have to pay
all the bills
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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2 comments:

  1. AA is something deserving of Hooda Helami
    but it has nothing to do with Alcoholics Anonymous:
    it has to do with Anger + Accuracy.

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    1. Who the hell am I?
      Now they know
      as my Alter Ego,
      it does show

      -Oliverio

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