It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Worst Teaching Job I Ever Had = The Last Job I Ever Had

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My retirement certificate
from Jefferson High School
in South-Central Los Angeles
was still wet
around the edges
:::

In 2004,
I moved from California
to Virginia
to be close to my 
Sister
+
her family
:::
 
For something to compromise
my disturbing surplus 
of free time,
I got a job
teaching math
at a school named for
a Confederate General
 :::
 
The most serious subject
discussed
in the faculty lounge
had to do with
"The Process"
as in
How many of your chickens
were processed this week?
 :::
 
was within walking distance
of the school
 where I fit in
like a brown shoe
on a warm hand
:::
 
Out of 250 students
in my roster,
only one has been 
remembered
by both
first name
+
surname:
 
That student was
TOBY KNIGHT
which was the same name
as a Long Island student of mine
whose basketball skills
were good enough
for him to play
professionally for
 :::
 
The student photographed here
is named
"Antonio"
 

He was a bit of a wise ass
in every class
but mine
:::
 
I earned
genuine gratitude
from numerous
Turner Ashby teachers
because
whenever Antonio
misbehaved
in their classroom,
they sent the Mexican boy
 to Mr. Oliverio
 
Then 
he would sit quietly
in the back of my classroom
and draw cartoons
:::
 
Like a real idiot,
I never saved any
of the ones
he gave me
BUT
they did make me 
laugh
:::
 
The one year
I was there,
the student body
of Turner Ashby
was 95% white,
3% Negro,
2%  Latino,
+
3 Asian students

The faculty was virtually
all white
with the exception
of Oliverio
whose heart and soul
was as black 
as Harlem
where my father
had lived
and 
where my mother
had some wonderful
experiences
BUT
not as many
as I would have,
fresh out of college
 ::: 
:::
:::
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2 comments:

  1. It sounds like you were out of your element in a 95% white school.

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