It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, July 5, 2025

'Bucks Ducks ... Not Really

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The owner of this vehicle
has 17 rubber duckies
on her dashboard
 
She
described the phenomena as

A Jeep Thing

________

Glenda
was wearing
a Barista blouse
 
My response was
"So they're Starbucks Ducks"
 
Her
immediate and emphatic 
last words
before returning to work:
 
It has nothing to do
with my job:
It's my lifestyle
 
 
________

This Starbucks
was in 
North Long Beach
and I reside
on the South Side of town
 
The next day,
a favorite Barista
on my side of town
—Katrina—
has 21 rubber duckies
on her Jeep dashboard
 
She was impressed 
with this photograph
and, of course,
I asked if she knew
Glenda:
 
I would only know her
by her code name
...
Twelve of my ducks
were "gifted"
 
 
________
 
But she had to 
attend to
another customer
and could say no more
  
Further research
with an unnamed Jeepster
in the 
500 Long Beach Boulevard
parking lot
enlightened me:
 
A "Ducker" is gifted
when someone leaves
a same-sized rubber duck
on the hood
of your vehicle
and it gets added 
to your collection
 
_____________________________
 
"You mean to tell me,"
I said
"that perfect strangers
give away gifts?"
 
She nodded 
in the affirmative,
adding that her "club"
meets monthly
at a secret place,
using "coded names"
and expresing
lots of affection
 
All I could think was:
 
Maybe there is hope
for the people
on this planet 
 
________
 !
!!!
!!!!!
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