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In my backyard,
Johnny Mantis
has staring contests
with Mr. CarPeo
Mrs. CarPeo has determined
Johnny is a male
praying mantis
Science has determined
female members
of Johnny's species
bite off the heads
of their male lovers
This blog has determined
Johnny has an appreciation
for Johnny Mathis
music
If that makes
Johnny Mantis gay,
it also makes him smart:
He can make love
to his male sweetheart
and both will live
to do it again
!!!
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Are you certain of your own sexual orientation?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
DeleteI have nothing left to be "oriented" with
-Oliverio