It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, September 10, 2025

In Addition To Being An Excellent Electric Bassist ...

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Coach Powell
was one of the
most beloved PE teachers
in the Los Angeles
School District
 
 
Proof of his popularity
was 
how the entire auditorium
went bazonkers
the moment
he stepped
to center stage
 
But not one person
did anything
that resembled
"misbehavior"
 

When I moved to Long Beach,
I met his sister
who volunteered
at the Senior Center,
two doors away
from my condo
 
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
invite your brother
to the Center,
pleaded 
Condo-Verio
 
It never happened
and unfortunately
the reason is obvious:
 
When the 
"Donut Concert Fund"
at Jefferson HS
was bleeding with money,
I slipped a legal tender
with Ullyses S Grant's
picture on the bill
to the bass guitarist
 
This happened three times
 
—Sadly—
Coach Powell
was an eternal 
"No Show"
at the Senior Center
 because
—like thousands before him—
he might have suspected
that his benefactor
wanted some form 
of PAYBACK
 
Fluck No:
 
All I wanted was a big hug
from a beloved colleague
without anyone thinking
I wanted to get into
his pants
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
 
 
Photograph taken by 
one of the cheerleaders 
 
 
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