It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, October 16, 2025

Impossible To Believe But 100% True

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If this issue
was not resolved 
to everyone's satisfaction,
this page would not exist
🐾🐾🐾
_________ 
 
I live in a 25-unit complex
and two nights ago,
a bulldog had 
a barking spasm
 
It was audible
from two blocks away
 
The time was ≈2AM 
 
The storm door was locked
but the wooden door
was wide open
and no human 
was visible
in the well-lit apartment
 
In the absence of bloodshed
or death throes, 
virtually no humans 
are willing or eager
to call the police
at that hour 
 
A board member
—heavily distressed— 
was seen roaming the grounds
with her cell phone
 
She claimed to not know
if the car
belonging to the apartment's owner
was in our underground
parking lot
 
Evidently,
the visibly "lettered" 
parking spaces
were beyond her comprehension
at that time 
 
So I was told
 
Therefore,
from his front door
[less than 50 feet from the dog]
Oliverio called 911-emergency
and the police arrived
within thirty seconds
 
I ultimately escorted them
to the property's perimeter
where they banged loudly
on the apartment's 
bedroom window
to no avail 
 
However, 
when we returned
to the front door,
the dog's owner was there
and the bulldog
was silenced
 
He was extremely apologetic
and that wonderful thing
called "Peace and Quiet""
was restored
 
Naturally,
I called LBPD's
non-emergency number
shortly after
and it was a distress call
from the board member
[not heroic Oliverio]
which the hyper-competent
police officers
had responded to
!!!
!!!
!!!
 
Originally,
this page was titled
"5-star Praise for LBPD"
but sometimes,
I hate to 
belabor the obvious
 
The names 
of the 2 female cops
might be added
pending my sharing
this page with
LBPD headquarters
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