It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, August 20, 2026

The Winners Of The ... SMARTEST 3-YEAR-OLDS ...

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The Winners Of 
THE SMARTEST 3-YEAR-OLDS
in
Long Beach
were
the twins 
Kim + Jim Kowalski
 
Their mother
told 
her favorite story
about 
her new-born
babies 
being driven home
from the hospital:
 
Kim (or Jim) 
looked out the window
of the ambulance
and spoke
her/his 
first sentence:
Why do so many cars
speed up
to stop
at a Red Light? 
 
Now,
my husband and I
ask both of them
for help
with our 
iPhones
 
We are the life 
of the party
in our neighborhood
because
we teach our friends
everything we learned
from 
Kim + Jim
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© Oliverio © 
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1 comment:

  1. Oliverio has been told the father of the twins said
    Next year, Kim is enrolled at Sarah Lawrence
    but her brother will be pitching batting practice
    at Dodger Stadium.

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