Not An Abstract Painting But ... X ... Marks The Spot Elsewhere

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It was originally an aerial view
of the road leading to
Friendship Beach
on Long Island.

If it were the actual beach,
the entire caption
(excepting the first line)
would be in this water:

On the companion image
for the "abstraction,"
X
marks the spot
where I lived
for twenty-five years
⬇︎

I could easily spend
twenty-five years
with the memories
—real and abstracted—
of the three images
on this page.  

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Footnotes
I would like to thank NICK LOMANGINO
for providing me with
the two aerial images. 

The middle photo,
taken in 2006,
and is the copyrighted property
of Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
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The 97th Bullet: They Lurk Behind The Soap

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If cleanliness is next to Godliness,
atheists gather in her shadow.

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 Footnotes

THE 97th BULLET 
is the copyrighted property of  LCSoL.
 
Only the first 45 Bullets are linked together
because we do not want to make life easy
for our favorite thieves.
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These Quotes Are So Good ... The New York Review Of Books ...

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Made them into a set of Playing Cards

(or Gift Cards, if you're not that clever)

Each deck (or set) includes duplicates

of 25 of the greatest literary quotes  

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Catnip Mystery (Comic Relief #2127)

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Harry Bliss

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A Poem By Frances Steerling

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It felt like happiness

But it could have been the shoes

Spit-shined for the occasion

Or it could have been the hat

Perfectly angled for the occasion

The shoes?

The hat?

My vertical bookends
 

The chrome dome makes the man

She said

Flinging the hat across the room

A beret is a French frisbee

She said

It landed on St. Anthony

She called that table

Saints Without Candles.
 

Joy awaited with arms outstretched

Happiness has passed the torch.

Neither the shoes 

Nor the hat:

It was her.

***

FRANCES STEERLING
(1965) 

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Footnote
All poems and quotes from Frances Steerling
are the copyrighted property of LCSoL
and Frances Steerling

A page inspired by a footnoted quote
from Mr. Steerling is
here   ________________________________________________________________________________________________

Photoverio #287: Plus Signs In The Sky

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© Oliverios
Newport Sunday w/Pat and Barry
(2/11/18) 

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Some Brits Sat Around A Table Talking ... One Of Them Said ...

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"I remember one of those American TV shows

—you know, we solve your emotional

and sexual problems by putting you

in front of a studio audience

and making a spectacle

out of you,

and sending the audience home

feeling very glad they are not you."

JULIAN BARNES

At Phil and Joanna's #3  

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If Everything Cost An Arm And A JPEG

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Fear today,

gone tomorrow

when joy dances

the tarantella

on your skull

then anxiety

mops the floor

before getting

google-eyed

over a broomstick

Mumbo jumbo-

jet stream-

of conch shell

can hear the sound

of the seaweed

while hobby horses

become addicted

to ping pong

But you can't

judge a book by

its lover 

 ***

PAUL OLVERIO

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Footnote 

IF EVERYTHING COST

AN ARM AND A JPEG 

is the copyrighted property

of the Lewis Carroll

School of Logic

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This Show Should Be Required Listening For All Sentient Beings

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News Item:

Russia has threatened

to boycott the Olympics

***

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, for some reason, 

floated the idea that the U.S. 

wouldn't participate in the Olympics either,

because if Putin doesn't go,

Trump won't have anyone to talk to.

***

WAIT WAIT, DON'T TELL ME

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Footnotes

The next GoFather/Trump page is  here

Part of the reason she is my smarter half:
Mrs. CarPeo introduced me
—despite my resistance—
to WWDTM  

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Despite Appearances ... She Is The Biggest Queen In Long Beach

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Ten cars dominate

the foreground of this image.

 

WHAT IF

each of these vehicles transported

sixteen hundred passengers

???

not six in each car

not sixteen in each car
but
sixteen hundred
in each car  

You would have to stretch

your imagination beyond infinity

to envision this possibility.

***

Pretend you could see this happening

in July, 2018.

 ***

The total human population

of this hallucination would,

however, be less than

the actual number of passengers

transported together 

across the Atlantic Ocean by

 the dwarfed ship in the background

of this image.

***

Actually that happened 

in July, 1943   

***
 

World War II was in peak form

at that time and the Queen Mary

had been put into service.

Denuded of its status

as a luxury cruise ship,

the Queen Mary was neutered

with a fresh coat of drab grey paint

and transported soldiers into battle.

In the course of the war,

hundreds of thousands

of soldiers were ferried

across the Atlantic

on the numerous

military missions

of the Queen Mary.

In July, 1943

a record was set

when a total of 16,683 people

sailed across the ocean

on the QM

There is nothing hallucinatory

or photoshoppy about the image below

from seventy-four years ago.

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Photoverio #286: Midnight Reflecting Pond Unreflected

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© Oliverio
View From LB Symphony Hall

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8th Day of Black History Month: A Poem By Ted Joans

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TED JOANS

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Footnote
The next page in this series
is  here.

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Instead Of THE EMMYS ...Why Not Call It ... THE ENEMYS

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Watching the news last night

and flicking between

MSNBC, Fox, and CNN,

and I thought to myself

President Trump never won an Emmy

for ‘The Apprentice,’

but he should be winning an Emmy now.

It is riveting television now.

ALEX GANSA

Mr. Gansa created Homeland
(The TV show, not the Security Agency)

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Footnotes
Season Seven of HOMELAND
premieres on Sunday, February 11.

This season will be set in Washington DC.

President Obama will probably watch it.

President Trump will probably tweet it.  

Correction
The President who gives us the DTs
will definitely tweet it.

The next GoFather/Trump page
is  here.
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The Ultimate V-Word

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As you age,
vanity becomes less a vice
and almost its opposite:
a moral requirement.

≈JULIAN BARNES≈

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Footnote
The next Julian Barnes quote
is
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HOW DO YOU FIGURE ... The Patriots Were So Easily Duped ...

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"How Do you Figure"
were the simple but brilliant words
spoken by announcer
AL MICHAELS
in response to 
the most

remarkable touchdown in
the 52-year history of Superbowls.

The Patriots were so easily duped 
are the words approximately spoken
by a gazillion people in response
to  the Philadelphia Eagles' quarterback
catching a touchdown pass
on a fourth-down play

There are easily
one thousand and one words
    necessary to fully explain
and give proper credit
for the resounding success
of a trick play
known as
THE PHILLY SPECIAL 

But the GoFather of Math
will use only
101 (± x) words:

The most extraordinary play
of a most extraordinary game
was based on DECEPTION
 and my favorite deceptive moment
involved what  NICK FOLES did
for one full second
as soon as the ball
was snapped:

He did absolutely nothing
but stand there
like an idle observer
while being ignored
by the entire defense
of The New England Patriots.

Since
The writers for ESPN
are better paid than I am,

I will end this page

with their words:

 The play calls for quarterback Nick Foles to move up to the line of scrimmage and basically act as if he's checking his phone. It calls for a direct snap to running back Corey Clement, a pitch to tight end Trey Burton and a pass from Burton to Foles -- assuming the New England Patriots had forgotten about Foles. Which they had, because who would think to cover him?

 

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Footnotes
 In simple football lingo, this miraculous play
resulted in a touchdown thrown by the tight end
to the quarterback.

In GodFather of Math lingo,
this was a Through the Looking Glass

touchdown from the Lewis Carroll playbook.
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