Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death
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"It is just another thing
you gotta do, like
paying your taxes
or just quoting
Mark Twain."
In an effort to remain mentally sharp well into her golden years,
local senior citizen Evelyn Gordon, 86, told reporters Thursday
she keeps her mind active by regularly contemplating
her rapidly approaching death....Gordon added that
she has also taken to learning something new
every day about the neurodegenerative
diseases that will quite possibly
claim her mind sometime soon,
if not sooner or soonest.
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