It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...


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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL + + + But please be sure to season that with the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, January 4, 2016

The Primary Difference Between Ravens And Crows

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The Crow..........................The Raven





Ravens have

better bathing habits



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14 comments:

  1. This primary difference is the same
    for the forces of pure evil:

    Adolph Hitler had better bathing habits
    than Osama Bin Laden.

    I am Anonymous Art Critic #444
    but you can call me Lusten 4 Ekwalety

    And I have a question:
    Why have the "Anonymista Commentistas"
    abandoned you?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The "37 Anonymous Art Critcs"
      have all gotten jobs
      with PAULA PETARD
      but please do not
      let Mrs. CarPeo
      know that.

      AND, Mr. Ekwalety, please feel free
      to comment here anytime you are
      in the neighborhood.

      Delete
    2. How much does Paula Petard pay?

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    3. I believe she is paying
      seven cents per word
      minus city, state,
      and federal tax.

      But I think Mrs. CarPeo
      would pay you twice that amount
      without deducting any taxes:

      All you would have to do
      is say unflattering things
      about my former lover, Paula Petard.

      Delete
  2. Report P. Petard for paying below minimum wage!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Does P. Petard let her employees eat crow?

      If the answer is YES, then...
      at least, she is feeding them something.

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    2. She probably lets them eat tarts, the tart!

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  3. Despite my existence arising from
    her usage of 100 pounds of clay,
    Mrs. C will be hearing from
    my attorneys.

    I let my employees eat tarts
    with their choice of ice cream!


    Sincerely,
    Paula Petard

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Paula
      Your attorneys may be hearing
      from me but I am certain
      you have better ways
      of inflicting pain
      upon them.

      Sincerely,
      Mr. C

      Delete
    2. Paul
      Maybe I need
      a good spanking.

      Sincerely,
      Paula

      Delete
  4. If Tarty Petard is after my man with her textsex,
    well two can play at that game. 1-900-tardytart

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Darling Dearest,
      Why don't YOU
      give Paula Petard
      a good spanking?

      Sincerely,
      Paul a/k/a
      Lowrence Oliveo

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