The GoFather Of Math: ©©© Didja Hear ©©©

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Thursday, January 15, 2015

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Didja hear the one
about the one he wouldn't tell?

The joke about
"before there was money,
nobody had anything to sell."

Didja know that before there was college
nobody and nobody else had any thirst for knowledge.

Before there was a Tuesday,
Monday had nowhere to go and had no sleep.

Before there was woman,
man had no one to bother nor to bother him.

Before there were poor people,
the rich people said "What is the point of wealth?"

Before there was Oh shit! I still haven't watched WEB THERAPY,
he could have blogged 'til the cows came home
unless they slaughtered en route.

Callate!
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