The GoFather Of Math: No Problem, Said The Nonagenarian

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Thursday, January 22, 2015

No Problem, Said The Nonagenarian

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Think percentages, young man

Think percentages, young lady

said the ninety year-old man

The aging process

means a lot less to me than than to you.

For somebody half my age, it means twice as much.

What the hell is one more day, when I am ninety?

That means just one more day added to more than

thirty thousand days that were lived before it.

Consider the new born baby:

The next day, it has aged one hundred percent.

I really really feel sorry for the new-born!

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Footnote
NO PROBLEM, SAID THE NONAGENARIAN is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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