Mr. Green:
We have to stop them from associating GREEN with money.
The uber-Master spoke:
Green sleeves...green leaves...We'll have them associate you
with...THE ENVIRONMENT...You've got it, greenie!
Mr. Yellow:
I speak on behalf of all the chickens in the world who end up
on the dining table...They must be allowed to run free...
free on the range.
The uber-Master:
That's an easy one...And we can sell them with
a 50% surcharge...You've got it, yelly!
From the other side of the table:
Mr. Pink:
I'm tired of being an effeminate color. I want to be associated
with the most macho male athletes in the world.
The uber-Master:
Let me think about that one for a minute...What is your
astrological sign, pinky?
Mr. Pink:
I was born under the sign of Cancer.
The uber-Master:
Gimme another second...I've got it...We'll name a society
after your astrological sign...Cover the hands and feet
of professional American football players in pink...
and give the society free advertising on national television
...It will look something like this:
Mr. Pink:
Ooooo...That is so sweet...Thank you, Mr. Uber.
The uber-Master:
Think nothing of it, pinky!
Mr. Gray:
They regard me as a very dull color but I want a full life...
I want to be like a full deck...Can I have fifty-two shades?
The uber-Master:
Sorry, gray-boy. All I can afford is fifty.
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