It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, October 7, 2017

Onion News Week In Review Unveiled Cost-Cutting Measure

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By Using The Same Evidence
In Every Case

This cost-cutting
news report
originally
aired
in 2011

I have a yen
I have the blues
for the days when
FAKE NEWS
was nothing more than
FUNNY

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Footnotes
The italic verse was written by "Muddy Walters"

That name and that verse are
the copyrighted property of LCSoL

Vintage views of
ONION NEWS
Week in Review
are always good
to choose
despite pre-dating
all Trumpian anxieties
and the absence of
terminal punctuation
marks

However, there may be
a seemingly interminable
advert but this video
is worth the wait

If you're lucky,
the advert may be skipped
after seven seconds  
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