It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, October 16, 2017

She Is Now In The Witness Protection Program

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After being featured
in a cat food commercial,
Silhouette was placed in the
Federal Witness Protection Program.

© Oliverio
While the commercial
was being filmed,
an assistant camera man
farted.

The director was so angered
by the flatulence,
the camera man
was forced to eat cat food
while crawling across
the floor.

The camera man is suing
a major film studio.
  
Silhouette witnessed
his humiliating experience.

She is now wearing a Victorian collar
with an imbedded detector
to track her every movement.

Much to her chagrin,
  from her witness protection paradise,
exactly thirty-three days 
after the program began.
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