It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, June 29, 2019

If You Want To Travel Upwards On The Corporate Ladder

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You do not need talent:

You need dirt!

You need
factual information about
the dirty habits, deeds
or dubious activities
of all those above you

For example:

Which male superior
likes to dress up
as Madonna?
Which female superior
has nooners
in the mailroom?

Who stole money
from the Christmas fund?

The more dirt you have,
the less talent you need:

You only need the ability
to conceal the dirt
from the office population
in exchange for the transgressors
promoting you for the talent
of keeping your mouth shut

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Footnote
IF YOU WANT TO TRAVEL
UPWARDS ON THE CORPORATE LADDER
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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