It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, December 8, 2020

The I. I. R. Discovers Sigmund Freud's Brother Alan

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Many things have been said

about Sigmund Freud and they 

will continue to be said 

but what is not said

by anyone outside  of

The Institute of Inane Research

is that the Godfather of Psychoanalysis

was a terrible speller.

๐Ÿ˜ฅ

In the afterlife, it  so happened

that Dr. Freud thought he met

his brother but the man's surname

was not Freud but Freed.

 

Mr. Freed's first name is Alan.

 

The two gentlemen, after gut laughing 

at what Freud called "mispellopia,"

became the best of friends

and would always greet

each other with the words

Rama Lama Ding Dong

Brother Mother Ping Pong


Recently, Alan Freed

asked Sigmund Freud

what he thought of the world

in the year 2020:

As a psychoanalyst,

they threw me under the bus

because I said everything relates to 

either the Sex Wish or the Death Wish.

 

The year 2020 proved them wrong:

COVID-19 is all about the Death Wish

and it is the most unifying thing 

in the world.

 

News about COVID is a 24/7

occupation of most people.

  

As for the Sex Wish, three words

that reverberate around the world are

BLACK LIVES MATTER

but an equal truth is...

the black Penis rules!

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© PAUL OLIVERIO 

Happy Googling

   and Happy Holidays

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