It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, February 4, 2021

Alt-Reality Solution For The M.T. Greene Congressional Problem

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were a Green Leaf,
we could deny her
anything resembling water
 
 Then
She would turn brown
and tear down
her fears of anything
associated with
that skin color
 
In other words
let her sit
on Congressional Committees
with handsome brown-skin
men and women
until their teamwork
fuels her head
with unified
brain cells
 
Otherwise
this growling Greene
Trump/pet trick/puppy
outgrows her seat
and climbs
to the top of
the Capitol 
  
And
subsequently 
the events  
of January 6, 2021
would look like
a kibble hor d'oeuvre
***
 
 
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Footnotes
ALTERNATE-REALITY SOLUTION
FOR THE GREENE 
CONGRESSIONAL PROBLEM
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
 
Writing this page 
is my alternative 
to posting what
my mentor
had to say
about the same subject
 
The difference being that
the Borowitz Report
is succinct and stellar satire
while my page is desparately
in need of an animator

If you combined
the cannibus/alcohol consumption
of MTG and AOC,
we could neuter 
both of them
 
Thank you for reading this far
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