It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, April 13, 2025

Regarding ONLY Authors From ≈ North Of 1950 ...

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  // Evan Hunter //

 
What these authors
have in common
—indisputably—
is that each one
is a Grandmaster
in 
the art of crime fiction
+
he/she
writes
almost exclusively
in that genre
 
None of them is a stranger
to the "Best-Seller" list
and each writer
is a  world-class juggler
of every emotion
under the sun
 
BEWARE:
Reading these authors
in a public place
can be dangerous
because you may
laugh out loud
without warning
and then shout
obscenities
direct from the author's
script
 
 
HOWEVER,
all crime fiction addicts
will tell you
that you would never mistake 
a Joseph Wambaugh novel
for a Lawrence Block
and Sue Grafton would be
impossible to mistake 
for Mickey Spillane
 
 The problem this blogger
 has with the name 
"Evan Hunter"
is due to having 
his bookcases 
overflowing with
novels written by
who happens to be
the very same person as
"Evan Hunter"
  
FINALLY
I arrive at a conclusion
guaranteed to be
one-hundred percent truth
!!!
 
When each of these 
Crime Fiction Grandmasters
was a toddler,
the short-story collection
featured below
was read aloud to them
by an adult
 
 
My sincere apologies
to author James Ellroy
and his gazillion fans
 
I can only justify
his exclusion
from this list
by the cold-sweat nightmares
I had after reading
thirty years ago
 
I was too chickenshit
to read anything else
by him
 
Like Lawrence Block,
Ellroy is the only
other author
still strutting his stuff
on Planet Earth
!!! 
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2 comments:

  1. The "crime fiction" written by Edgar Allen Poe
    did not create a genre because Poe
    was more focused on horror stories>

    DASHIELL HAMMETT created crime fiction genre
    and the magnificent rainbow of slang that makes
    the subject so intriguing.

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    1. I could not agree more.
      But the most shocking thing
      about Dash is that, despite the six films
      in THE THIN MAN series being riotously funny,
      his novel that inspired the films is even funnier.

      The short stories in The Continental Op
      are examples of EXISTENTIALISM with booze,
      broads, bullets and corpses.

      All followers of the Existentialist philosophy
      love those stories and ALL the authors
      mentioned on this page

      -Oliverio


      The short stories in

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