It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, April 14, 2025

Prayers For Everyday Life ... By IAN FRAZIER

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IAN FRAZIER 

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God Almighty
Please grant my girlfriend
the wisdom to 
NOT sit directly behind
the guy from the
"Free Frijoles" booth
at the church fair

His bean farts
were so loud
the pews were shaking

O Holy Father
Who is the Patron Saint of
toxic incense?

"Ian Frazier"
as impersonated by
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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2 comments:

  1. Is Ian Frazier aware of this impersonator?

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    1. A social commentator as good as IAN FRAZIER
      has thousands of impersonators and I doubt that
      he is aware of this one.

      HOWEVER, his most recent book Bronx Paradise
      is an absolute paradise of factual history,
      brilliant social observation, and a stunning delight
      for this Bronx-born boy with at least
      1001 treasured experiences
      of that borough.

      However, I am reading that book
      in a piecemeal fashion requiring
      as long as one year to finish

      -Oliverio

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