It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, April 8, 2025

The New Math ... Discovered By This Sic WORDLE-HOLIC

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1 + 49 + 292 + 466 + 259 + 82 = 1149

1149 ÷ 1165 ≈ .9863

which
[according to the New Math]
 gets rounded DOWN
to 98%

f!@#u$%^&k


Maybe 
I get penalized
when I do this puzzle
without my dentures
but with a cigaret butt
in my mouth
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3 comments:

  1. You're damn right if you think I'm afraid to provide
    any hyperlinks to this page...

    I need this puzzle as much as I need air to breath
    BUT I can always resort to my most devout belief:
    Salvation Through Sudoku

    -Oliverio

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  2. What is your opinion of the Spelling Bee puzzle?

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    1. Other than the fact that the authoritative source
      for whether a word is acceptable or not acceptable
      is based on that popular puzzle creator's
      4th Grade Thorndike and Heartburn Dictionary,
      I have no opinion that would be printable
      without obscenities

      -Oliverio

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