It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, March 29, 2020

Mark Twain Tells A Joke About A John

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 "John, when you have drunk
all the whiskey you want,
you ought to ask for
a sarsaparilla."

John said
"Yes. But when I have drunk
all the whiskey I want,
I can't say sarsparilla."

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