It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, March 16, 2020

The Anti-Davos Conference ... September 13, 2001

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gathers the leaders
of the industrial world
to discuss matters
that effect the globe

The Anti-Davis Conference
gathered the leaders
of the terrorist world

They met only once:
September 13, 2001

The first thing they all did
was high-five
Osama Bin Laden
on a job well-done

Their names were mostly
unpronounceable
(Arabic, Asian, African)
except for
Helix Jones*

They met in a cave
deep underground
un-traceable by
anyone above-ground

What they basically said was
Osama, our men are anxious,
where do we attack next?

Osama Bin Laden said
We don't

They were all perplexed

Osama Bin Laden said
The next thing we do
is go into a laboratory
and create a virus

If the virus only creates 
an epidemic,
we continue creating
until we have
a pandemic

THEN WE SHALL
INHERIT THE EARTH
AND OUR CAVES
WILL GLOW
AT MIDNIGHT 


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Footnotes
THE ANTI-DAVOS CONFERENCE
SEPTEMBER 13, 2001
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

*
Attendee Helix Jones
was the polyglot
who interpreted what
everyone else said
into ten different
languages

He is best known as
an American ultra-conservative
agitator
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