The GoFather Of Math: LCSoL Will Publish Woody Allen's Autobiography

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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Friday, March 13, 2020

LCSoL Will Publish Woody Allen's Autobiography

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BUT
Woody
you are welcome
to publish
your autobiography
here
at the
GoFather of Math

WE
will give you
as many pages
as you need
and

WE WILL PAY YOU
every penny,
nickel, dime and dollar
that is generated
by anyone
who reads it

The world

is upside-down

when men of

extraordinary talent

are the most endangered

species in America

and the life story

of Woody Allen

won't be published

because of a pink storm

and a publisher*

with no cojones
decided to
abandon you

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Footnotes
The photographer is JIM MARSHALL

* Hachette declared they would publish
Woody Allen's Autobiography but
some of its employees complained
and Hachette reversed its decision

Hachette is named for a French Hatchet
whose blade is made from chicken feathers

If the blade doesn't tickle you to death,
it will make you reach for another toke
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