It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, March 19, 2020

Hitler's Dream Comes True ... Nazis Get 21st Century Makeover

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No more do we
hate a race of people

No more singling out Jews
for campsites

But campsites
will be there
and they will
exist for the common good

No more hating minorities
but what we sincerely hate
is
pandemic death and disease

No more
Sig Heil, Kill the Jews
It is
Act Now, Kill the Germs 

All nations around the globe
are fighting the same war
on the same side

It is us
against the virus
And
us is everywhere
in every land

We must exterminate
the Corona Virus
Then
celebrate by drinking
Corona Beer
(and Heineken)

BUT
there may be a knock
on the door 
at midnight

Your father
might be dragged away
to a camp
—Camp Quarantine—
because he is infected
with the virus

We are only
putting him away
for the public good

So he keeps the virus
to himself,
infecting no one

Everywhere on Earth
this midnight knock
is repeated

But it may be
Goodbye Grandma
or
Where did our neighbor go?

How else can
the planet survive
???

Only
the able-bodied,
wholesome and healthy
will survive
the Corona Virus

They will be members
of the Master Race 

May they all wear
rainbow-colored
swastikas
***

PAUL OLIVERIO


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Footnote
HITLER'S DREAM COMES TRUE
NAZIS GET 21ST CENTURY MAKEOVER
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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