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This is the cover letter
to my first paycheck
as a California
resident
(quite immaturely)
but there are
documental moments
in everyone's life
when you gotta see
where you came from
and think about
What Might Have Been
Click here
to find out
what might have been
if I had evolved into
Will Smith's
speechwriter
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The obvious question is what were the two jokes
ReplyDeleteyou wrote for Joan Rivers?
1. Never admit to cheating on your wife,
Deletejust say you were out practicing
But she reversed the genders
2. I'm great at remembering names,
I just forget the faces they belong to