It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

About Someone From Stand-Up Comedy's Mount Rushmore

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This is the cover letter
to my first paycheck
as a California 
resident
 
(quite immaturely)
but there are 
mental moments
documental moments
in everyone's life
when you gotta see
where you came from
and think about
What Might Have Been

 
 
Click  here
to find out
what might have been
if I had evolved into
Will Smith's
speechwriter
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2 comments:

  1. The obvious question is what were the two jokes
    you wrote for Joan Rivers?

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    1. 1. Never admit to cheating on your wife,
      just say you were out practicing
      But she reversed the genders

      2. I'm great at remembering names,
      I just forget the faces they belong to

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