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The Slap Heard Round Round The World
involved
Will Smith and Chris Rock
a/k/a
the Slapper
and
the Slappee
Luckily
the Slappee
was not white
or the Slapper
woulda been
in a jail cell
before
the next commercial
But more important than
this being a
black-on-black
moment:
It involved
TWO SUPER-HEROES
from the Culturati:
the ROCK
and
the SMITH
a/k/a
the VICTIM
and
the VILLAIN
But now Mr. Smith
has egg smeared
all over his heroic status
when the Slap
could have
—in an earth-shattering way—
advanced his Heroic Status
beyond measure:
Will Smith
should have explained
the slap this way:
This night was all about
being happy in harmony
with the stars.
Hollywood hallucinations
got the best of me
and what I saw
on that stage
was NOT Chris Rock:
It was Vladimir Putin
and
somebody had to slap him
The honor was mine
and the scene of me
slapping Putin
will be used
in my next film
featuring Chris Rock
as the super-villain
who controls
the dark side
of the earth
:::
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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JM here:
ReplyDeleteWill Smith said the slap heard 'round the world
was just him getting into character
for his new bio-pic:
Slappy White, We Hardly Knew Ya.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-e&q=slappy+white
Thanks, Jack.
DeleteNo doubt the bio-pic will co-star
Chris Rock as Red Foxx