It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, April 9, 2022

An Academy Award Winning Actor Actually Did THIS

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The Slap Heard Round Round The World
involved 
Will Smith and Chris Rock
a/k/a
the Slapper
and 
the Slappee
 
Luckily
the Slappee
was not white
or the Slapper
woulda been
in a jail cell 
before 
the next commercial

But more important than 
this being a
black-on-black
moment:

It involved 
TWO SUPER-HEROES
from the Culturati:

the ROCK 
and
the SMITH
 
a/k/a
 
the VICTIM
and 
the VILLAIN
 
But now Mr. Smith
has egg smeared 
all over his heroic status
when the Slap
could have 
—in an earth-shattering way—
advanced his Heroic Status
beyond measure:
 
Will Smith
should have explained
the slap this way:
 
This night was all about
being happy in harmony
with the stars.
 
 Hollywood hallucinations
got the best of me
and what I saw 
on that stage
was NOT Chris Rock:
 
It was Vladimir Putin
and 
somebody had to slap him
 
The honor was mine
and the scene of me
slapping Putin
will be used
in my next film
featuring Chris Rock
as the super-villain
who controls
the dark side
of the earth
:::
 
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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2 comments:

  1. JM here:

    Will Smith said the slap heard 'round the world
    was just him getting into character
    for his new bio-pic:
    Slappy White, We Hardly Knew Ya.

    https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-e&q=slappy+white

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    1. Thanks, Jack.

      No doubt the bio-pic will co-star
      Chris Rock as Red Foxx

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