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While walking in an alley,
I farted forty times
within forty steps
but no one heard a sound
because the rest of the world
was deep asleep.
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HOODA THUNKIT
© Alter Ego # 285714 ©
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But if Hooda Thunkit had his fart burst in the alley
ReplyDeletein the middle of the day...assuming alley was between
condos or apartment buildings...ALL the residents
would have rushed to their terraces and applauded
maddeningly...The festival of flatulence would have resulted
in the venue being renamed BIG FART ALLEY.
Making History is really a matter of timing
DeleteThat is so absolutely true: TIMING IS EVERYTHING
ReplyDeleteHad George Washington "crossed the Delaware"
on the interstate Toll Bridge, we'd have no idea
why so many schools IN EVERY STATE
are named after Mr. Washington.
They would probably think the schools were named
ReplyDeletefor a linebacker of the Oakland Raiders