It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, August 15, 2022

Spectacular Events That NEVER Changed History ... Chapter One

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While walking in an alley,
I farted forty times
within forty steps
but no one heard a sound
because the rest of the world
was deep asleep.
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HOODA THUNKIT
© Alter Ego # 285714 ©
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4 comments:

  1. But if Hooda Thunkit had his fart burst in the alley
    in the middle of the day...assuming alley was between
    condos or apartment buildings
    ...ALL the residents
    would have rushed to their terraces and applauded
    maddeningly...The festival of flatulence would have resulted
    in the venue being renamed BIG FART ALLEY.

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  2. That is so absolutely true: TIMING IS EVERYTHING

    Had George Washington "crossed the Delaware"
    on the interstate Toll Bridge, we'd have no idea
    why so many schools IN EVERY STATE
    are named after Mr. Washington.

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  3. They would probably think the schools were named
    for a linebacker of the Oakland Raiders

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