It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, October 6, 2022

Did You Hear The One About A Rabbi, A Priest And A Swami?

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Well,
they were all there
(along with a Witch)
to bless the animals

A wonderful time 
was presumably
had by all

This event was
—in no way—
unique to Long Beach:

However,
animals
—unlike humans—
could care less
about who is blessed
and who isn't

Humans
—unlike animals—
are the only species
concerned with
who is blessed
and who is not blessed

Animals
are naturally blessed
for the simple reason
of not being
human

The event
I would like to see
—if only they were vain enough—
is
The Blessing of the Humans
conducted in a dog park:
 
When the dogs bark,
the Humans can then
consider themselves
Blessed
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2 comments:

  1. My name is Anthony and my French Poodle
    was blessed by Father Mark of St. Bartholomew's.

    The line of animals to be blessed by Father Mark
    was three times as long as all the other
    "Blessers."

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    1. All you have to do is talk to Father Mark
      for a few minutes to understand why
      his "Blessings" were so much in demand

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