It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, October 21, 2022

MLB 2022 Championship Rosters ... In Other Words

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There's a Bader,
a Hader,
Framber and the Judge

A pair of Nolas,
a Stanton and a Soto

Elvis is not in the house
but Pressly is

No Frank, Sammy or Dino
but there's Severino
 
Hot Cole, big Bell,
slick and speedy Kim
and a very Realmuto

No Shakespeare
no Much Ado About Nothing
but there's 
Machado about everything
 
No chicken, no rice
but there's
Bryce and Rhys
 
Forget the goose
forget the gander
remember the Verlander
 
Remember the Altuve,
the Rizzo  and the Diaz

No M&M's 
no Pez
but there is
Alvarez

Neither heaven nor hell
but there is
Gurriel
 
It's a long shot
it's off the wall
 
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© Paul Oliverio ©
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2 comments:

  1. I hope you get to do the same for the World Series.

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    1. You are more than welcome
      to do it for me.

      I've got only three more words to say:
      Let's Go, Padres

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