PhotoVerio #937: Deliciously Sweet Red Rose

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© Oliverio    September 7, 2025

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The People HE Loves The Most ...

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According to the

Institute of Inane Research,

the people who are 

most beloved by

"Jesus H. Christ"

are the people

who play

 stand-up bass

or

bass guitar

!!!

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Preview Of Things To Come

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1.

The Mamas + Papas

[Then and Now]

2.

A song by Steve Poltz

(hopefully)

3.

Comparing

the orchestras of

Duke Ellington, Count Basie

and

Horace Tapscott

Completed only within confines

of my headphones  

4.

Introducing 

the McCarthys'

newest song, entitled

DISCOURAGING WIND

which I've withheld

for one month

POSTED

5.

A Black and a White Pastor:

in two pages

POSTED 

  

6.

Who the hell knows

what Hooda Helami

will say next?

::::::: 

 

7.

Bastante

 

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I hereby promise

#1 will be posted

by 10/16 

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Down And Up With HOODA HELAMI

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When you get

to the bottom,

shake a few hands

and tip your hat

but that

is not where

its at

"Where its at,"

said a local cop,

"is at the top"

And 

when you get there,

share where sharing

is do-able

 

Take...

where the 

taking is good

Then go back home

to your

neighborhood

 

Kiss the kissable

and miss...

next week's NFL games

involving 

New York teams

who play at

Hoffa Stadium

in New Jersey

 

That great city

of five bountiful

boroughs

and colorful socks

does not need

more

laughingstocks

 

ProFUNdity

must end,

my friend

with this suggestion

of a question

 

What did Delaware?

***

 

© HOODA HELAMI ©

Alter Ego #142857

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Filmed At the APOLLO THEATRE In Harlem

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This stunning and 

deadly hilarious tribute 

to

JOAN RIVERS

was hosted by her daughter,

Melissa

 

Spank yourself

if you know nothing

about the

Apollo Theatre

but it is the equivalent

of Carnegie Hall

for Black people

 

In 2004 and 2007,

Joan had the entire stage

of the Apollo Theatre 

to herself

in exchange for

one million and one

laughs

+

twice as much love

 

But wherever 

Joan Rivers performed,

rumors were quick to follow

and the most current rumor

is related to

THE HARLEM RIVER

in New York

Tiffany Haddish 

and 

Melissa Rivers

are presently petitioning

to have 

this body of water

re-named

 

****  The Harlem Rivers  ***

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I Am Listening To His Music As I Write This

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STEVE FORBERT Obviously

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Positively 4th Street 90802

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Within two blocks

east of my residence,

there are 3 meeting places

for 

Alcoholic Anonymous

Within those same two blocks,

there are six establishments

selling alcoholic beverages

 

To protect the innocent

—and the guilty—

I provide no hyperlinks

on this page

BUT

the same can not be said

for copyright symbols

***

 

© Paul Oliverio ©

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Before That Blank Ball Wins The Sunrise Award

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Before that underlined

"blank" ball wins

THE SUNRISE AWARD,

it must 

surf the clouds

without falling

+

without failing

© PhotoVerio #936.5

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PhotoVerio #936 ...This Is NOT From Russia

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 !!!

This is a 

Russian Orthodox Church

in 

Whitestone, New York 

© Oliverio ©

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The Legendary KEVIN & BEAN And Me ... Thanks To LAT

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When the Los Angeles Times

did a story 

about the PythagoRap,

KROQ 

decided to interview

Paul Oliverio

 

My friends and colleagues

were much more impressed

with the interview

than 

the Jabberwocky-mouthed

Oliverio was

But

Kevin and Bean

managed to get some 

pretty good laughs

out of it

 

Despite driving past

the radio station's

studio/offices

5000 times

as a Burbank resident,

I was there only once:

on a Saturday,

when I walked

eight blocks

from home

+

rode the elevator up

sixteen floors

to pick up

the cassette

you see here

 

 By my standards,

the quality of the interview

was comparable

to the quality

of the image

above

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No One Is Telling A Lie In The Year 2025

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Anyone 

accused of lying

can deny doing so

for the reason that 

they are exercising 

their right to use

ARTIFICIAL 

INTELLIGENCE

***

© Paul Oliverio ©

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Cats Come In All Sizes

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© PhotoVerio #935.5

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The 221th Bullet: Pick Of The Litter

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Even the pick of the litter

has to be

potty-trained 

***

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Footnote

THE 221th BULLET

is 

the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

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The 220th Bullet: No Better Workout

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 There is no better workout

than to swim

in endless

cash flow

***

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Footnote

THE 220th BULLET

is 

the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

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Mysterious Ways ... (Comic Relief #6517)

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S.GROSS

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