It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...


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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL + + + But please be sure to season that with the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, December 31, 2015

Scrambled Dream

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I dreamt about scrambled eggs
and woke up next to a slice of toast

She said her name was Yesterday
I told her to call me tomorrow
and went in search of butter

I opened the refrigerator
and there was my wife

She said her name was Milk
but told me to call her Glass of

I said your name is Carol
and let's go back to bed

She said your bed is toast
and then passed me the butter 
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Footnote
SCRAMBLED DREAM is the property of LCSoL.
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2 comments:

  1. What is toast?
    Toast those
    performances
    around round
    tables that
    no one is around
    any longer
    to say bored
    them but looked
    so good to be
    around

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  2. Those tables were good to be around
    even when they were square tables,
    where they could serve a hypotenuse
    with jalepano and Rita Hayworth

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