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The queen of hearts
said to the nine of spades:
How is life,
living in the shades?
The nine of spades
said to the queen of hearts:
It’s like a playing dice
with a pair of darts
The queen of hearts
said to the nine of spades:
I yearn for life
in the hall of Hades
The nine of spades
said to the queen of hearts:
You're better off
Staying in these parts
The queen of hearts
said to the nine of spades:
Not with a king
who lost his blades
The nine of spades
said to the queen of hearts:
You still have your horses
you still have your carts
The queen of hearts–
Her dazzle now frazzle,
Loud jitters, getting worse:
So many horses, so many carts
I never know which comes first
The nine of spades
said to the queen of hearts:
Alphabetically,
that would be the carts
The queen of hearts
spoke with remorse:
Eureka! So that's why I put
the cart before the horse.
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Footnote
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS AND THE NINE OF SPADES
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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