Open Letter To The Most Powerful Woman On Earth

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Dear Miss Merkel

Congratulations, Angela, 
on being selected 
TIME MAGAZINE's 2015 
Person Of The Year.

Your offer of $3 billion 
to Turkey to eliminate 
the flow of Arab refugees
into the Euro Nations 
is very close to 
a viable solution but 
not quite worthy of a cigar.

To earn a cigar the size 
of Switzerland, I suggest 
a real solution to eliminate 
the existence of that  
horrible horde
of terrorists 
known as ISIS.

Miss Merkel:  
Just focus on the letter M

Offer that money to Mossad 
and the Mafia and they will 
make mincemeat of those 
mega-monsters!

Mossad and the Mafia are the only 
forces on Earth with the stealth
and necessary evil powers 
to eliminate the ugliest 
blemish on this planet.

They would earn every penny
of that three billion dollar 
booty to make this world 
a safer place for 
the rest of us.

All other "solutions" are 
merely mealy-mouthing and 
big-pocket stuffing.


Sincerely,
Harry Homelandia

    
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Footnotes
OPEN LETTER TO THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN ON EARTH
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.

Ms. Merkel actually offerred $3.3 billion, equal to 3 billion Euro-dollars. 
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