It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Onion News Exclusive!

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NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room
To Check Up On Rifle Used
In Planned Parenthood Shooting


COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
After learning that the gun had been involved in a violent attack
 that left three dead, National Rifle Association representatives
reportedly visited the Colorado Springs Police Department
evidence room Monday to check up
on the semi-automatic rifle used
in Friday’s Planned Parenthood shooting.

“It’s a little shaken up, but it should be okay—thank God,” 
said NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre,
who appeared visibly distressed while kneeling down
 next to the assault-style rifle and gently placing
 his hand on the stock.

© Onion News
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