It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, December 10, 2015

The BIG BOSS MAN Goes Through The Looking Glass

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Spell His name backwards and you get Sausage.

According to the  Institute of Inane Research,
Jesus Himself told this joke while multiplying 

He initially made some sausage appear out of thin air,
 then He told the joke about spelling His name backwards.

But His Hebrew tribe did not eat pork and the editors
     of the Bible did not want to portray Christ as a comedian. 
          
The next Institute of Inane page is here. 

        
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6 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Through the looking glass...
      your comment appears to be
      a double negative.

      If that is how you intended
      then Thank You

      Delete
  2. Yaw on ynnuf ton...
    Through the looking glass is
    "not funny no way"...
    Therefore
    Funny in every way...

    Another double negative compliment

    !ouy knaht

    ReplyDelete
  3. Maybe I aint tunny
    but I am sure nutty!

    ReplyDelete